What If We Kissed Under The Missile Toad Shirt
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Add a playful and slightly absurd twist to your holiday attire with the What If We Kissed Under The Missile Toad Shirt! Perfect for breaking the ice at gatherings or showcasing your love for quirky humor, this design combines wordplay, toads, and holiday tradition in a way that’s sure to turn heads and spark laughter.
What If We Kissed Under The Missile Toad Shirt – A Ribbit-ing Holiday Twist
This What If We Kissed Under The Missile Toad Shirt features the whimsical phrase, “What If We Kissed Under the Missile Toad?” in festive red and green text, accompanied by an image of a toad strapped to a missile, creating a delightfully bizarre spin on the classic mistletoe tradition. The mix of holiday cheer and absurd humor makes it ideal for casual parties, gag gift exchanges, or anyone who appreciates a unique take on seasonal fashion.
This design blends humor, holiday traditions, and a hint of the unexpected. Reimagining the mistletoe with a “missile toad” delivers a clever pun while poking fun at how easily traditions can be twisted into something hilariously absurd. It’s a shirt for those who love wordplay, embrace the unconventional, and aren’t afraid to bring a little levity to the holiday season—or life in general.
Hop into the holiday spirit with the What If We Kissed Under The Missile Toad Shirt! Whether you’re wearing it to spread smiles or gifting it to your favorite pun enthusiast, this shirt brings festive humor to the forefront. Don’t miss your chance to make this holiday season unforgettable—order yours today and let the laughter begin!
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
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- Free shipping for order price over 200$
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- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
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