Bobby Hill I’m A Little Worried About Being A Slut Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

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SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 29.4 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
M 30.5 in 46.0 in 19.0 in 27.5 in
L 31.0 in 48.5 in 20.0 in 28.5 in
XL 32.0 in 51.0 in 21.5 in 29.0 in
2XL 33.0 in 53.0 in 22.5 in 30.0 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31.0 in
4XL 34.5 in 58.0 in 25.0 in 31.5 in
5XL 35.0 in 60.0 in 26.0 in 32.5 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 1472 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 15.0 in 12.0 in 11.0 in 14.0 in
XS 17.0 in 14.0 in 12.2 in 15.0 in
S 20.0 in 17.0 in 14.5 in 18.0 in
M 22.0 in 18.5 in 16.0 in 19.7 in
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17.0 in 21.0 in
XL 27.0 in 21.0 in 18.0 in 26.0 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 39 cm 31 cm 28 cm 36 cm
XS 44 cm 36 cm 31 cm 39 cm
S 51 cm 44 cm 37 cm 46 cm
M 56 cm 47 cm 41 cm 51 cm
L 60 cm 51 cm 44 cm 54 cm
XL 69 cm 54 cm 46 cm 67 cm
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Turn heads this holiday season with the Bobby Hill I’m A Little Worried About Being A Slut Ugly Christmas Sweater—a hilarious, bold, and festive tribute to one of TV’s most iconic awkward teens. Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or unapologetic self-expression.

The Bobby Hill I’m A Little Worried About Being A Slut Ugly Christmas Sweater That Says What We’re All Thinking

This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas sweater. Front and center is Bobby Hill, the beloved oddball from King of the Hill, captured mid-confession with arms outstretched and a look of innocent concern. Above him, in bold white lettering, reads the unforgettable line: “I’M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT BEING A SLUT.” Surrounding Bobby is a festive explosion of classic holiday motifs—reindeer, snowflakes, and Christmas trees—rendered in a cheeky palette of green, blue, yellow, and white. The design wraps around to the back, ensuring your exit is just as memorable as your entrance.

 

This sweater

Bobby Hill I'm A Little Worried About Being A Slut Ugly Christmas Sweater
Bobby Hill I’m A Little Worried About Being A Slut Ugly Christmas Sweater

is more than just a laugh—it’s a cultural wink to anyone who’s ever felt hilariously out of place. Bobby’s quote, plucked from one of the show’s most awkwardly brilliant moments, speaks to the inner overthinker in all of us. It’s a celebration of self-awareness, humor, and the courage to wear your weirdness proudly. Whether you’re the life of the party or the quiet observer with a sharp wit, this sweater lets you wear your truth with style.

Ready to sleigh the holiday season with unapologetic charm? Slip into this masterpiece and let your sweater do the talking. Perfect for ugly sweater contests, ironic fashion statements, or just making Grandma spit out her eggnog. Add it to your cart now—awkward never looked so festive.

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