Chernobyl 1986 Safety Operations Team Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

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SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
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Celebrate the holidays with a blast of irony and history in the Chernobyl 1986 Safety Operations Team Ugly Christmas Sweater—where festive meets fallout.

Festive Fallout: Chernobyl 1986 Safety Operations Team Ugly Christmas Sweater

Step aside, reindeer and snowflakes—this sweater brings nuclear nostalgia to your holiday wardrobe. This sweater is a vibrant mashup of blue, black, green, and white, featuring a quirky collage of radiation symbols, cooling towers, tractors, trees, and Soviet-style buildings. Front and center, bold text reads “Chernobyl 1986 Safety Operations Team,” turning a historic disaster into a tongue-in-cheek tribute to questionable safety protocols and retro aesthetics.

Chernobyl 1986 Safety Operations Team Ugly Christmas Sweater
Chernobyl 1986 Safety Operations Team Ugly Christmas Sweater

This isn’t just a sweater—it’s a conversation starter. Inspired by the infamous Chernobyl nuclear accident, the design playfully reimagines the event through the lens of holiday kitsch. It’s a satirical salute to the brave souls who managed the meltdown, wrapped in the cozy charm of a classic Christmas pullover. Perfect for those who appreciate dark humor, historical irony, and unapologetic style.

Ready to make waves at your next holiday party? Slip into this radioactive relic and let your sweater do the storytelling. Whether you’re gifting it or wearing it proudly, this piece guarantees laughs, gasps, and double-takes. Add it to your cart and embrace the glow of bold holiday fashion.

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