Cousin Eddie Want You Empty Your Shitter Christmas Cardigan

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 26.0 in 20.5 in 24.4 in 17.7 in
M 27.5 in 22.1 in 25.1 in 19.3 in
L 29.1 in 23.6 in 26.0 in 20.9 in
XL 30.3 in 24.8 in 26.4 in 22.0 in
2XL 31.5 in 26.0 in 27.2 in 23.2 in
3XL 32.7 in 28.0 in 28.7 in 24.4 in
4XL 33.9 in 29.0 in 29.9 in 25.2 in
5XL 34.3 in 31.1 in 30.3 in 25.6 in
Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 66.0 cm 52.1 cm 62.0 cm 45.0 cm
M 69.9 cm 56.1 cm 63.8 cm 49.0 cm
L 73.9 cm 59.9 cm 66.0 cm 53.1 cm
XL 77.0 cm 63.0 cm 67.1 cm 55.9 cm
2XL 80.0 cm 66.0 cm 69.1 cm 59.0 cm
3XL 83.1 cm 71.1 cm 72.9 cm 62.0 cm
4XL 86.1 cm 73.7 cm 76.0 cm 64.0 cm
5XL 87.1 cm 79.0 cm 77.0 cm 65.0 cm
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Bring outrageous holiday humor to your wardrobe with the Cousin Eddie Want You Empty Your Shitter Christmas Cardigan. A bold nod to a classic comedy moment, this sweater is perfect for fans who love their festive spirit with a side of irreverence.

Flush with Holiday Cheer: The Cousin Eddie Want You Empty Your Shitter Christmas Cardigan That Says It All 

Make spirits bright—and slightly inappropriate—with the Cousin Eddie Want You Empty Your Shitter Christmas Cardigan. This dark blue holiday sweater is decked out in classic seasonal patterns like snowflakes, Christmas trees, and RVs, but the real showstopper is the iconic image of Cousin Eddie himself. Grinning, cigar in hand, and rocking his signature hat, he’s printed on the left chest like a festive drill sergeant. Beside him, bold white text delivers the unforgettable line: “WANT YOU TO EMPTY YOUR SHITTER,” a direct reference to the hilariously crude scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

Cousin Eddie Want You Empty Your Shitter Christmas Cardigan
Cousin Eddie Want You Empty Your Shitter Christmas Cardigan

This cardigan isn’t just clothing—it’s a conversation starter. Inspired by one of the most quotable moments in holiday movie history, it’s designed for those who embrace humor, nostalgia, and a touch of chaos. Whether you’re hosting a party or just want to make Grandma spit out her eggnog, this sweater is your ticket to unforgettable holiday style.

Ready to sleigh the season with laughter? Slip into the Cousin Eddie Want You Empty Your Shitter Christmas Cardigan and let your holiday spirit run wild—just maybe keep it away from the septic tank.

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