Decadent Smoking Cat Ugly Christmas Cardigan

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 26.0 in 20.5 in 24.4 in 17.7 in
M 27.5 in 22.1 in 25.1 in 19.3 in
L 29.1 in 23.6 in 26.0 in 20.9 in
XL 30.3 in 24.8 in 26.4 in 22.0 in
2XL 31.5 in 26.0 in 27.2 in 23.2 in
3XL 32.7 in 28.0 in 28.7 in 24.4 in
4XL 33.9 in 29.0 in 29.9 in 25.2 in
5XL 34.3 in 31.1 in 30.3 in 25.6 in
Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 66.0 cm 52.1 cm 62.0 cm 45.0 cm
M 69.9 cm 56.1 cm 63.8 cm 49.0 cm
L 73.9 cm 59.9 cm 66.0 cm 53.1 cm
XL 77.0 cm 63.0 cm 67.1 cm 55.9 cm
2XL 80.0 cm 66.0 cm 69.1 cm 59.0 cm
3XL 83.1 cm 71.1 cm 72.9 cm 62.0 cm
4XL 86.1 cm 73.7 cm 76.0 cm 64.0 cm
5XL 87.1 cm 79.0 cm 77.0 cm 65.0 cm
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Turn heads this holiday season with the Decadent Smoking Cat Ugly Christmas Cardigan—a cheeky twist on festive fashion that blends cozy charm with rebellious wit.

Decadent Smoking Cat Ugly Christmas Cardigan: Where Sass Meets Snowflakes

Step aside, basic holiday sweaters—this cardigan is here to redefine festive flair. This winter-ready showstopper features a classic V-neck cut and button-up front, adorned with symmetrical motifs of snowflakes, trees, and woodland creatures. But the real star? Two unapologetically cool black panthers, each puffing a cigarette with the phrase “AWAKE” boldly above and “but at what cost” below. It’s a cardigan that doesn’t just keep you warm—it keeps you woke.

Decadent Smoking Cat Ugly Christmas Cardigan
Decadent Smoking Cat Ugly Christmas Cardigan

This isn’t your grandma’s knitwear. The juxtaposition of traditional holiday patterns with the rebellious smoking panther creates a visual paradox that’s both hilarious and thought-provoking. It’s a nod to the existential dread that creeps in between sips of eggnog and awkward family dinners. The phrase “AWAKE but at what cost” captures the mood of the modern holiday spirit—aware, ironic, and just a little bit wild.

Whether you’re making a statement at the party or just lounging with a smirk, the Decadent Smoking Cat Ugly Christmas Cardigan is your ticket to festive infamy. Grab yours now and let your sweater do the talking.

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