Don’t Chain Grab Me I’ll Cum Hat
Aug 10
Aug 14 - Aug 18
Aug 22 - Aug 27
Turn heads and spark conversations with the Don’t Chain Grab Me I’ll Cum Hat—a bold, cheeky statement piece that blends gaming culture, edgy humor, and unapologetic self-expression. Not for the faint of heart.
Don’t Chain Grab Me I’ll Cum Hat – The Ultimate Power Move in Headwear
This baseball cap isn’t just an accessory—it’s a declaration. Embroidered in crisp white thread, the phrase “don’t chain grab me i’ll cum” is front and center, punctuated by a tiny sad face emoticon that adds a layer of ironic vulnerability. This hat offers comfort and style while delivering a message that’s equal parts absurd, provocative, and hilarious. Whether you’re at a gaming tournament, a party, or just walking down the street, this cap guarantees double takes and raised eyebrows.
The phrase riffs off competitive fighting game lingo—refers to a repetitive combo move used to dominate opponents. But here, the phrase takes a wild left turn into NSFW territory, turning a niche gaming reference into a punchline that’s as shocking as it is clever. The sad face emoticon adds a layer of mock sincerity, making the hat feel like a meme brought to life. It’s designed for those who thrive on irony, love pushing boundaries, and aren’t afraid to wear their humor on their sleeve—or forehead.
If you’re tired of bland fashion and want something that screams personality, the Don’t Chain Grab Me I’ll Cum Hat is your next must-have. It’s not just a hat—it’s a vibe, a mood, a chaotic energy you can wear. Grab yours now and let the world know you’re not here to play it safe.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
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