Grnch I Hate People But I Love My Texas Bathrobe
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Oct 10 - Oct 14
Oct 17 - Oct 22
Celebrate your Lone Star pride with a side of sass in the Grnch I Hate People But I Love My Texas Bathrobe. A festive, bold robe for those who love Texas more than holiday crowds.
Texan Sass Meets Holiday Class: The Grnch I Hate People But I Love My Texas Bathrobe
This isn’t your average holiday robe—it’s a burnt-orange masterpiece of attitude and allegiance. With white trim and sporty stripes, the robe features the Grinch in full festive mode, rocking a Santa hat and his signature scowl. On the front, you’ll find a customizable “YOUR NAME” tag above the Grinch’s mischievous grin, alongside a Texas outline with a Longhorn nod. The back steals the show with a crowned Grinch inside a circular Texas graphic, framed by the bold proclamation: “I HATE PEOPLE BUT I LOVE MY TEXAS.” It’s cheeky, it’s charming, and it’s unapologetically Texan.
This robe was made for those who embrace their inner Grinch but still bleed burnt orange. It’s a tribute to the introverts, the rebels, and the fiercely loyal Texans who’d rather skip the small talk and dive straight into game day or holiday lounging. The crown above the Grinch? That’s for the royalty of real talk.
Ready to wrap yourself in Lone Star sarcasm? Claim your Grnch I Hate People But I Love My Texas Bathrobe now and let the world know: you may hate people, but you love Texas—and you wear it well.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
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- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
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- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
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