Lesbians Eat What Funny Ugly Christmas Cardigan

Size Guide

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Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 26.0 in 20.5 in 24.4 in 17.7 in
M 27.5 in 22.1 in 25.1 in 19.3 in
L 29.1 in 23.6 in 26.0 in 20.9 in
XL 30.3 in 24.8 in 26.4 in 22.0 in
2XL 31.5 in 26.0 in 27.2 in 23.2 in
3XL 32.7 in 28.0 in 28.7 in 24.4 in
4XL 33.9 in 29.0 in 29.9 in 25.2 in
5XL 34.3 in 31.1 in 30.3 in 25.6 in
Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 66.0 cm 52.1 cm 62.0 cm 45.0 cm
M 69.9 cm 56.1 cm 63.8 cm 49.0 cm
L 73.9 cm 59.9 cm 66.0 cm 53.1 cm
XL 77.0 cm 63.0 cm 67.1 cm 55.9 cm
2XL 80.0 cm 66.0 cm 69.1 cm 59.0 cm
3XL 83.1 cm 71.1 cm 72.9 cm 62.0 cm
4XL 86.1 cm 73.7 cm 76.0 cm 64.0 cm
5XL 87.1 cm 79.0 cm 77.0 cm 65.0 cm
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Make spirits bright—and eyebrows raise—with the Lesbians Eat What Funny Ugly Christmas Cardigan, a cheeky twist on holiday tradition.

Lesbians Eat What Funny Ugly Christmas Cardigan That Slays the Season

Get ready to sleigh the holiday party circuit with this cardigan—a festive, eyebrow-raising masterpiece that blends classic winter charm with unapologetic humor. Featuring a cozy beige base and traditional snowflake and reindeer motifs, this cardigan takes a wild turn at the center with two accessorized reindeer and the bold, stylized phrase “LESBIANS EAT WHAT?” emblazoned across the chest. With its button-up front and crisp white trim, it’s the perfect blend of naughty and nice.

Lesbians Eat What Funny Ugly Christmas Cardigan
Lesbians Eat What Funny Ugly Christmas Cardigan

This isn’t just a cardigan—it’s a conversation starter. The design playfully subverts the wholesome holiday aesthetic with a provocative punchline that’s equal parts absurd and brilliant. The accessorized reindeer add a layer of campy charm, while the text dares you to laugh, question, and celebrate queer joy with irreverent flair. It’s a wearable wink to those who love their humor bold and their fashion bolder.

Whether you’re lighting up the room or lighting up the group chat, this Lesbians Eat What Funny Ugly Christmas Cardigan is your ticket to holiday legend status. Snag yours now and let your sweater do the sass-talking this season.

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