Naughty Nice Mind Your Own Damn Business Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

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SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 29.4 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
M 30.5 in 46.0 in 19.0 in 27.5 in
L 31.0 in 48.5 in 20.0 in 28.5 in
XL 32.0 in 51.0 in 21.5 in 29.0 in
2XL 33.0 in 53.0 in 22.5 in 30.0 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31.0 in
4XL 34.5 in 58.0 in 25.0 in 31.5 in
5XL 35.0 in 60.0 in 26.0 in 32.5 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 1472 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 15.0 in 12.0 in 11.0 in 14.0 in
XS 17.0 in 14.0 in 12.2 in 15.0 in
S 20.0 in 17.0 in 14.5 in 18.0 in
M 22.0 in 18.5 in 16.0 in 19.7 in
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17.0 in 21.0 in
XL 27.0 in 21.0 in 18.0 in 26.0 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 39 cm 31 cm 28 cm 36 cm
XS 44 cm 36 cm 31 cm 39 cm
S 51 cm 44 cm 37 cm 46 cm
M 56 cm 47 cm 41 cm 51 cm
L 60 cm 51 cm 44 cm 54 cm
XL 69 cm 54 cm 46 cm 67 cm
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Make spirits bright—and boundaries clearer—with the Naughty Nice Mind Your Own Damn Business Ugly Christmas Sweater. A cheeky twist on holiday tradition, this festive favorite is perfect for those who prefer sass over sugarplums.

Sass the Season: The Naughty Nice Mind Your Own Damn Business Ugly Christmas Sweater for the Bold & Unbothered

Step aside, Santa—there’s a new list in town. This sweater flips the script on the classic “naughty or nice” dilemma. Drenched in vibrant red and white, it features all the traditional holiday motifs—snowflakes, reindeer, Christmas trees, and geometric cheer—but with a rebellious twist. Front and center is a bold checklist: ☐ NICE, ☐ NAUGHTY, ☑ MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS! The third option is proudly ticked in playful red ink, surrounded by radiant decorative lines that scream festive defiance. The back continues the merry pattern, keeping the sass front-facing where it belongs.

Naughty Nice Mind Your Own Damn Business Ugly Christmas Sweater
Naughty Nice Mind Your Own Damn Business Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater isn’t just clothing—it’s a mood. Designed for those who’ve had enough of judgmental elves and nosy relatives, it’s a wearable mic drop for anyone who values privacy, humor, and a dash of holiday rebellion. Whether you’re dodging awkward family questions or just tired of playing by the rules, this piece lets you celebrate the season on your own terms—with flair and attitude.

Ready to sleigh the holiday party circuit with style and sarcasm? The Naughty Nice Mind Your Own Damn Business Ugly Christmas Sweater is your go-to for laughs, compliments, and a little peace of mind. Grab yours now and let your sweater do the talking—because being merry doesn’t mean being meek.

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