Naughty Santa Thinks You’re A Cunt Pink Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

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SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
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Make spirits bright—and slightly scandalous—with the Naughty Santa Thinks You’re A Cunt Pink Ugly Christmas Sweater, a cheeky twist on festive fashion for the bold and unapologetic.

Sleigh the Season with Sass: Naughty Santa Thinks You’re A Cunt Pink Ugly Christmas Sweater Drops the F-Bomb on Festive Fashion

This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas sweater. This sweater is a riotous blend of festive charm and unapologetic sass. Set against a bubblegum pink backdrop, the design features a jolly Santa mid-laugh, surrounded by classic holiday motifs like snowflakes and candy canes. But the real showstopper is the bold, irreverent text that delivers a not-so-subtle message with gleeful audacity. It’s the perfect outfit for those who love their holiday cheer with a side of shock value.

Naughty Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Pink Ugly Christmas Sweater
Naughty Santa Thinks You’re A Cunt Pink Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater is for the rebels of the holiday season—the ones who spike the eggnog and roast traditions with a wink. Inspired by the spirit of satire and the joy of pushing boundaries, it’s a wearable punchline that turns heads and starts conversations. Whether you’re making a statement at an ugly sweater party or just embracing your inner mischief-maker, this design celebrates the freedom to be loud, proud, and hilariously inappropriate.

Ready to sleigh the season with style and sass? Slip into this Naughty Santa Thinks You’re A Cunt Pink Ugly Christmas Sweater and let Santa deliver your message loud and clear. Christmas just got a whole lot cheekier.

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