Portland Frog Merry Resistmas 2025 Hat
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This holiday season, forget silent nights—make some noise with the Portland Frog Merry Resistmas 2025 Hat. It’s not just headwear, it’s a holly-jolly manifesto stitched in satire and seasonal sass. Whether you’re caroling for change or sipping cocoa while doomscrolling, this cap keeps your head warm and your politics hotter.
Santa’s Got a Fist Raised: The Portland Frog Merry Resistmas 2025 Hat That Sleighs the System
The cap features a cartoon frog decked out in a Santa hat and a red, white, and blue scarf, raising a defiant fist like he’s about to unionize the elves. Next to him, the embroidered slogan “MERRY RESISTMAS 2025” pops with “RESIST” in bold red and the rest in festive green. A string of colorful Christmas lights runs beneath the text, illuminating your stance like Rudolph’s nose in a blackout.
This isn’t just a hat—it’s a holiday protest in six panels. In a year where political cheer feels manufactured and unity is sold in bulk, this frog says what your inbox won’t: resist the wrapping, question the messaging, and never trust a politician who doesn’t know the lyrics to “Feliz Navidad.”
So if your idea of holiday spirit includes civil disobedience and peppermint-fueled truth bombs, grab this hat. Because in 2025, even Santa’s sleigh runs on resistance.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
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- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
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