Portland Frog Off To Fight Fascism Hat
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When subtlety isn’t your style and fascism isn’t your vibe, the Portland Frog Off To Fight Fascism Hat is your new go-to. Equal parts whimsical and radical, this cap is for those who prefer their resistance with a side of ribbit and razor-sharp wit.
Scoot, Scarf, and Sass: The Portland Frog Off To Fight Fascism Hat
This baseball cap features an embroidered green frog heroically scooting into battle—red scarf fluttering, red goggles locked in, and kick scooter wheels spinning like the gears of progress. Above our amphibian avenger, the stitched slogan “off to fight fascism” adds a cheeky punch of purpose. It’s the kind of headwear that turns heads and sparks conversations, whether you’re at a protest or just picking up oat milk in Portland.
This hat is a love letter to absurdist activism and meme-fueled resistance. The frog isn’t just cute—it’s a symbol of grassroots grit, rolling into the fray with nothing but courage and questionable transportation. It’s a jab at authoritarianism, a wink at internet culture, and a reminder that fighting fascism doesn’t require a tank—just conviction and a scooter.
Ready to scoot into the revolution? Throw on the Portland Frog Off To Fight Fascism Hat and let your headwear do the heckling. Because in the battle of ideas, humor hits harder than helmets.
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