Raccoon I Workout So I Can Eat Carbage Christmas Cardigan

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 26.0 in 20.5 in 24.4 in 17.7 in
M 27.5 in 22.1 in 25.1 in 19.3 in
L 29.1 in 23.6 in 26.0 in 20.9 in
XL 30.3 in 24.8 in 26.4 in 22.0 in
2XL 31.5 in 26.0 in 27.2 in 23.2 in
3XL 32.7 in 28.0 in 28.7 in 24.4 in
4XL 33.9 in 29.0 in 29.9 in 25.2 in
5XL 34.3 in 31.1 in 30.3 in 25.6 in
Size Length With Bust Shoulder
S 66.0 cm 52.1 cm 62.0 cm 45.0 cm
M 69.9 cm 56.1 cm 63.8 cm 49.0 cm
L 73.9 cm 59.9 cm 66.0 cm 53.1 cm
XL 77.0 cm 63.0 cm 67.1 cm 55.9 cm
2XL 80.0 cm 66.0 cm 69.1 cm 59.0 cm
3XL 83.1 cm 71.1 cm 72.9 cm 62.0 cm
4XL 86.1 cm 73.7 cm 76.0 cm 64.0 cm
5XL 87.1 cm 79.0 cm 77.0 cm 65.0 cm
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Flex your festive spirit with the Raccoon I Workout So I Can Eat Carbage Christmas Cardigan—a hilarious blend of holiday cheer and gym rat grit, perfect for those who lift with laughter.

Trash Gains & Tinsel: The Raccoon I Workout So I Can Eat Carbage Christmas Cardigan That Lifts Holiday Spirits

Decked out in green with a flurry of snowflakes, Christmas trees, and dumbbells, this cardigan is anything but ordinary. Front and center is a cartoon raccoon rocking a red Santa hat and pumping iron like a true holiday beast. Above the fluff and flex, the bold phrase “I WORKOUT SO I CAN EAT GARBAGE” is printed proudly—because nothing says commitment like training for a dumpster dive. This cardigan is the ultimate conversation starter for gym bros, meme lovers, and festive rebels alike.

Raccoon I Workout So I Can Eat Carbage Christmas Cardigan
Raccoon I Workout So I Can Eat Carbage Christmas Cardigan

This design celebrates the glorious contradiction of holiday fitness goals and indulgent snacking. Inspired by the internet’s favorite trash panda and the eternal struggle between gains and gravy boats, it’s a tribute to those who hustle hard and snack harder. It’s not just a sweater—it’s a lifestyle manifesto wrapped in seasonal sass.

Ready to lift your holiday game and your spirits? Slip into the Raccoon I Workout So I Can Eat Carbage Christmas Cardigan and show the world you’re here for the cheer, the reps, and the leftovers. Go ahead—get festive, get fit, and get weird.

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