Retro Alligator Alcatraz Funny Florida Everglades Shirt

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SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 14 in 11 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15 in 12 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16 in 13 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17 in 14 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18 in 15 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 36 cm 28 cm 1-2 84-89 cm
3T 38 cm 31 cm 2-3 91-99 cm
4T 41 cm 33 cm 3-4 99-104 cm
4 42 cm 35 cm 4-5 107-112cm
5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114-119 cm
XS 46 cm 38 cm 6-8 122-128 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8-10 128-137 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm 10-12 137-147 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm 12-13 147-158 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm 13-15 158-172 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 27.16 in 40.94 in 17.71 in 26.37 in
M 27.95 in 44.09 in 18.89 in 26.77 in
L 29.13 in 48.03 in 19.68 in 26.77 in
XL 30.31 in 51.96 in 20.86 in 27.55 in
2XL 30.70 in 55.11 in 22.04 in 27.55 in
3XL 31.49 in 59.05 in 23.33 in 27.95 in
4XL 32.28 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 27.95 in
5XL 33.85 in 68.50 in 25.59 in 28.74 in
6XL 34.64 in 70.07 in 26.37 in 29.52 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 69.0 cm 104.0 cm 45.0 cm 67.0 cm
M 71.0 cm 112.0 cm 48.0 cm 68.0 cm
L 74.0 cm 122.0 cm 50.0 cm 68.0 cm
XL 77.0 cm 132.0 cm 53.0 cm 70.0 cm
2XL 78.0 cm 140.0 cm 56.0 cm 70.0 cm
3XL 80.0 cm 150.0 cm 59.0 cm 71.0 cm
4XL 82.0 cm 162.0 cm 62.0 cm 71.0 cm
5XL 86.0 cm 174.0 cm 65.0 cm 73.0 cm
6XL 88.0 cm 178.0 cm 67.0 cm 75.0 cm
SIZE WAIST (AROUND) HIP (AROUND) LENGTH
XS 27 36 37 in
S 28 37 38 in
M 28 39 39 in
L 29 40 39 in
XL 30 42 40 in
2XL 31 44 41 in
3XL 31 46 42 in
4XL 32 49 43 in
5XL 33 51 44 in
6XL 34 54 45 in
SIZE HIP WAIST LENGTH
S 30.7 in 22-23.6 in 33.9 in
M 33.1 in 23.6-25.2 in 34.3 in
L 35.4 in 25.2-26.8 in 34.7 in
XL 37.8 in 26.8-28.4 in 35.0 in
2XL 40.9 in 28.4-29.9 in 35.4 in
3XL 43.3 in 29.9-31.5 in 35.8 in
4XL 45.7 in 31.5-33.1 in 36.2 in
5XL 48.0 in 33.1-34.7 in 36.6 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 78.0 cm 56-60 cm 86.0 cm
M 84.0 cm 60-64 cm 87.0 cm
L 90.0 cm 64-68 cm 88.0 cm
XL 96.0 cm 68-72 cm 89.0 cm
2XL 104.0 cm 72-76 cm 90.0 cm
3XL 110.0 cm 76-80 cm 91.0 cm
4XL 116.0 cm 80-84 cm 92.0 cm
5XL 122.0 cm 84-88 cm 93.0 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
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Channel laid-back swamp swagger with the Retro Alligator Alcatraz Funny Florida Everglades Shirt—where vintage cool meets reptilian comedy in a bold, conversation-starting design.

Reptile Chic, Retro Cool – Escape Boring Style with the Retro Alligator Alcatraz Funny Florida Everglades Shirt

The Retro Alligator Alcatraz Funny Florida Everglades Shirt isn’t just an outfit—it’s a punchline wrapped in style. The centerpiece graphic features a chilling alligator reclined in a patio chair, donning sunglasses and an “ICE” cap with effortless confidence. Behind him, the unmistakable silhouette of prison watchtowers blends seamlessly with a retro-toned Florida sun and Everglades foliage—melding prison-break parody with beachside vacation vibes. Bold “Alligator Alcatraz” text anchors the composition, while clever accents like the “National Institute of Crocodilian Enforcement” detail in the background add humor layered with intrigue.

Retro Alligator Alcatraz Funny Florida Everglades Shirt
Retro Alligator Alcatraz Funny Florida Everglades Shirt

This design flips the script on intimidation and turns it into icy-cool satire. Inspired by the legends of Alcatraz and the rugged freedom of the Everglades, our lounging gator pokes fun at authority while soaking in the sun. He’s not locked up—he owns the place. The “ICE” hat is a tongue-in-cheek nod to enforcement culture, blended with Everglades wildlife flair. It’s retro, it’s ridiculous, and it dares you not to smile. Whether you’re an offbeat fashion lover, a Florida folklore fan, or just someone who appreciates a well-dressed reptile, this shirt is your uniform of untamed wit.

Don’t settle for the same-old tees—let your wardrobe snap back. The Retro Alligator Alcatraz Funny Florida Everglades Shirt is the escape plan your closet didn’t know it needed. Grab yours now and wear it like a gator on holiday: cool, confident, and totally unbothered.

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