Santa Nothing For You Whore Dirty Xmas Jokes Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 29.4 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
M 30.5 in 46.0 in 19.0 in 27.5 in
L 31.0 in 48.5 in 20.0 in 28.5 in
XL 32.0 in 51.0 in 21.5 in 29.0 in
2XL 33.0 in 53.0 in 22.5 in 30.0 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31.0 in
4XL 34.5 in 58.0 in 25.0 in 31.5 in
5XL 35.0 in 60.0 in 26.0 in 32.5 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 1472 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 15.0 in 12.0 in 11.0 in 14.0 in
XS 17.0 in 14.0 in 12.2 in 15.0 in
S 20.0 in 17.0 in 14.5 in 18.0 in
M 22.0 in 18.5 in 16.0 in 19.7 in
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17.0 in 21.0 in
XL 27.0 in 21.0 in 18.0 in 26.0 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 39 cm 31 cm 28 cm 36 cm
XS 44 cm 36 cm 31 cm 39 cm
S 51 cm 44 cm 37 cm 46 cm
M 56 cm 47 cm 41 cm 51 cm
L 60 cm 51 cm 44 cm 54 cm
XL 69 cm 54 cm 46 cm 67 cm
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Make spirits bright—or hilariously awkward—with the Santa Nothing For You Whore Dirty Xmas Jokes Ugly Christmas Sweater. A bold twist on holiday cheer, this sweater is perfect for those who like their festivities with a side of sass.

Naughty Claus Has Spoken: The Santa Nothing For You Whore Dirty Xmas Jokes Ugly Christmas Sweater

Deck the halls with jaw-drops and laughter! This sweater features a cheeky illustration of Santa Claus pointing directly at you, surrounded by classic holiday motifs like snowflakes, reindeer, and Christmas trees. But the real showstopper? The unapologetically bold text: “NOTHING FOR YOU” above Santa, and “WHORE” below. Set against a festive red, navy, and white backdrop, this sweater blends traditional holiday charm with a wicked sense of humor. Whether you’re crashing a holiday party or hosting your own roast of the season, this sweater guarantees you’ll be the center of attention.

Santa Nothing For You Whore Dirty Xmas Jokes Ugly Christmas Sweater
Santa Nothing For You Whore Dirty Xmas Jokes Ugly Christmas Sweater

Why settle for silent nights when you can stir up some scandalous cheer? This design flips the script on the usual cozy clichés, channeling the spirit of those who dare to challenge norms and laugh loudest. It’s a playful jab at holiday politeness, crafted for the rebels who know that sometimes, Santa’s list needs a little spice.

Ready to sleigh the season with unapologetic flair? Slip into this Santa Nothing For You Whore Dirty Xmas Jokes Ugly Christmas Sweater and let your festive freak flag fly. Add it to your cart now—because naughty never looked so nice.

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