Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt
May 09
May 13 - May 15
May 20 - May 23
Unleash your unfiltered humor with the Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt. A hilariously bold tee that’s part satire, part social statement, and all personality.
Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt – A Wildly Unhinged Statement in Green
Daring, absurd, and instantly attention-grabbing, the Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt is not for the faint of heart—or the humorless. This vibrant green tee features the stark white typewritten phrase “I have rabies” centered across the chest, bringing chaotic energy to an otherwise simple design. It’s designed for comfort with a side of “what did I just read?” confusion. Whether you’re hitting a concert, making a TikTok, or simply vibing in your own feral way, this shirt guarantees double-takes and uncomfortable laughter.
The phrase was originally posted by comedian and content creator Stephanie Bulman on X, where she declared: “gonna start wearing a shirt that says I have rabies so people leave me alone.” The internet instantly latched onto the unhinged brilliance of the idea. This tee captures that same chaotic-girl energy—perfect for introverts with main character syndrome or anyone who’s ever wanted to weaponize weirdness to claim their space. It’s a modern armor of satire against small talk and social expectations.
If you’re the type who thrives on memes, irony, and not being asked if you “come here often,” then the Stephanie Bulman I Have Rabies Shirt is your new uniform. It’s unapologetic, it’s weird, and it’s deeply relatable in the most internet-poisoned way possible. Join the movement, wear it loud, and let the rabid energy repel the normies. Order yours today and bite back with style.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
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- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
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- Free Shipping for orders over $200
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- Free ship for orders over $400
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