Texans Merry Kissmyass Santa Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Celebrate the holidays with unapologetic humor and Texans pride in the Texans Merry Kissmyass Santa Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater. A bold twist on festive fashion for fans who love to stand out.

Santa’s Got Sass, Houston’s Got Pride: Texans Merry Kissmyass Santa Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater

This holiday season, ditch the dull and embrace the daring with this sweater. The front features a cartoon Santa Claus in a hilariously rebellious pose—pants pulled down, bare buttocks exposed, and a lipstick kiss mark stamped right on the ass. Beneath this cheeky scene is the phrase “MERRY KISSMYASS,” making it clear that this sweater is here to stir up laughs and shake up tradition. Above Santa, the Texans logo dons a festive Santa hat, tying in team pride with holiday mischief. The background bursts with classic seasonal motifs—snowflakes, reindeer, and Christmas trees—all in bold Texans red, white, and blue. On the back, the Texans logo and team name take center stage, completing the look with unmistakable fan flair.

Texans Merry Kissmyass Santa Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater
Texans Merry Kissmyass Santa Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater isn’t just clothing—it’s a declaration. Designed for fans who live loud and laugh harder, it’s a playful jab at holiday conformity. Santa’s sassy stance is a tribute to those who embrace the season with humor, confidence, and a touch of irreverence. It’s Texans spirit with a twist.

Ready to be the talk of every holiday gathering? Slip into the Texans Merry Kissmyass Santa Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater and let your festive freak flag fly. Go bold. Go Texans. Go make ‘em laugh.

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

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  • $7.99 for order price under 50$
  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

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  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
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  • Free ship for orders over $400

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