Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
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Strike a chord this holiday season with the Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater—a hilariously bold design that blends festive charm with unexpected goose-powered gravitas.

Feathers, Fretboards, and Festive Fire: The Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater

This isn’t your average holiday sweater—it’s a full-on honk of authority. Dominating both the front and back is a determined goose gripping a guitar like it’s about to drop the most intense solo of the season. Above the goose, the phrase “TODAY I’M A SERIOUS GOOSE” is boldly printed in English and Japanese (サラリーグース), adding an international flair to its already eccentric vibe. The background bursts with holiday spirit: snowflakes, Christmas trees, and geometric patterns in beige, white, and orange tones, all arranged in a symmetrical, eye-catching layout.

Today I'm A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater
Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater is for those who wake up and choose chaos—with style. The goose, typically a symbol of silliness, is reimagined as a no-nonsense rocker ready to take on the holidays with grit and gusto. It’s a playful jab at seasonal seriousness, turning the idea of “ugly sweater” into a canvas for self-expression, satire, and a touch of absurdity. Perfect for anyone who refuses to blend in with the flock.

Ready to ruffle some feathers at your next festive gathering? Slip into the Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater and let your holiday spirit honk louder than ever. Own the room—one strum at a time!

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