Xmas Opossum Merry Hissmass Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 29.4 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
M 30.5 in 46.0 in 19.0 in 27.5 in
L 31.0 in 48.5 in 20.0 in 28.5 in
XL 32.0 in 51.0 in 21.5 in 29.0 in
2XL 33.0 in 53.0 in 22.5 in 30.0 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31.0 in
4XL 34.5 in 58.0 in 25.0 in 31.5 in
5XL 35.0 in 60.0 in 26.0 in 32.5 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 1472 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 15.0 in 12.0 in 11.0 in 14.0 in
XS 17.0 in 14.0 in 12.2 in 15.0 in
S 20.0 in 17.0 in 14.5 in 18.0 in
M 22.0 in 18.5 in 16.0 in 19.7 in
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17.0 in 21.0 in
XL 27.0 in 21.0 in 18.0 in 26.0 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 39 cm 31 cm 28 cm 36 cm
XS 44 cm 36 cm 31 cm 39 cm
S 51 cm 44 cm 37 cm 46 cm
M 56 cm 47 cm 41 cm 51 cm
L 60 cm 51 cm 44 cm 54 cm
XL 69 cm 54 cm 46 cm 67 cm
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Celebrate the holidays with a hiss and a grin in the Xmas Opossum Merry Hissmass Ugly Christmas Sweater—a quirky, cozy tribute to the misunderstood charm of everyone’s favorite nocturnal rascal.

Make Spirits Hiss with the Xmas Opossum Merry Hissmass Ugly Christmas Sweater!

Deck the halls with attitude! The Xmas Opossum Merry Hissmass Ugly Christmas Sweater is a festive explosion of red and white cheer, featuring classic holiday icons like snowflakes, reindeer, and Christmas trees. But stealing the spotlight is a delightfully grumpy opossum wearing a Santa hat, clutching a candy cane like it’s plotting something mischievous. Surrounded by colorful ornaments and framed by the cheeky phrase “MERRY HISSMASS,” this sweater flips the script on traditional holiday wear with a wink and a snarl.

Xmas Opossum Merry Hissmass Ugly Christmas Sweater
Xmas Opossum Merry Hissmass Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater is for the rebels of the holiday season—the ones who prefer sarcasm over sentimentality and possums over prancing deer. Inspired by the scrappy charm of the opossum, this design celebrates the beauty of being a little weird, a little wild, and totally unapologetic. It’s a humorous nod to those who embrace the chaos of the holidays with claws out and candy canes in hand.

Ready to hiss your way into holiday legend? Slip into the Xmas Opossum Merry Hissmass Ugly Christmas Sweater and let your festive freak flag fly. Be bold. Be bizarre. Be the life of the party.

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