Pesto The Penguin Absolute Unit Shirt

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Are you ready to make a statement that’s as cool as it is fiery? Look no further than our latest addition to your wardrobe: Pesto The Penguin Absolute Unit Shirt!

Waddle into Boldness with Pesto The Penguin Absolute Unit Shirt!

This isn’t just any ordinary piece of clothing; it’s an icebreaker and firestarter rolled into one! Crafted from premium materials for comfort that lasts all day long, this shirt boasts an eye-catching graphic of Pesto, our enigmatic penguin who’s both chill and explosive. With “ABSOLUTE” emblazoned above and “UNIT” standing strong below our feathery friend amidst an erupting inferno, this shirt screams confidence without saying a word.

Pesto The Penguin Absolute Unit Shirt
Pesto The Penguin Absolute Unit Shirt

Inspired by internet culture’s love for quirky humor and larger-than-life characters, Pesto represents those who walk their own path unapologetically. This shirt plays on words with ‘Absolute Unit,’ a term coined online to describe someone or something possessing impressive size or presence. It’s not just about physical stature—it’s about having an outsized personality that can’t be contained.

Whether you’re strutting through city streets or sliding across icy terrains of debate and discourse, let Pesto be your guide. Embrace your inner ‘Absolute Unit’—a beacon of unabashed self-expression in today’s world where blending in is not an option. Grab your Pesto The Penguin Absolute Unit Shirt now and set your style ablaze!

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:

Economy

  • $7.99 for order price under 50$
  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

  • $7.99 for order price under $49.99
  • $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
Shipping time for Items shipping internationally (UK, CA, AU):
  • $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
  • $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
  • Free ship for orders over $400

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